Shut Up Randy

• 2 oz. Canadian Mist

• 3 oz. cranberry juice

• 1 oz. triple sec

• Splash of lime juice

• Lime garnish

• Duct tape

• Oil funnel

If you’re like our man Donnie Baker, you probably don’t have a martini glass just laying around. So do what Donnie does — just duct tape over the hole at the bottom of your trusty oil funnel and presto, you’ve got stemware. Combine ingredients with ice in a shaker. (No shaker? Your Zippy-Stop travel mug will do in a pinch.) Shake well and strain into your “glass.” Now that’s a cocktail, swear to God it is!
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